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The Kitchen of My Life

June 1, 2009
By Anonymous

Must be large and big because I like to eat,
Must also be filled with lots of meat
Plenty of room for me and my friends
And smell of good food at day’s end,
I will have a livery maid
She be beautiful like pink lemonade
I also want a garden with a cellar too,
Cause I aint goin to eat none that grocery store poo
Jeane can cook for my friends and I,
I hope she makes us an apple pie,
Now I’m stuffed with all that good food
I’ve never been in a better mood.

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leonajordan BRONZE said...
on Jan. 26 2011 at 4:35 pm
leonajordan BRONZE, Fort Walton Beach, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Never give up, when you&#039;re down, get up and try again.

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Gud, but USE THE RITE GRAMMAR! Reading dis makes me sick 2 my stumak cuz I CAN'T STAND bad grammar...
Elix3 said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:19 pm
Elix3, Saugus, Massachusetts
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Very unique i like it alot .