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The Evil Goat

May 11, 2013
By EEKgirl GOLD, Tigard, Oregon
EEKgirl GOLD, Tigard, Oregon
15 articles 2 photos 7 comments

Favorite Quote:
Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it. ~ George Santayana


There once was an evil goat
Who had a horrible coat.
It was so smelly
Turned legs to jelly,
And the senses it did smote.

This horrible, horrible creature,
Had more than one bad feature,
As, its diet
Was a riot;
Rancid sushi it ate by the liter.

And also I might mention
Something that cause much tension.
You see, its eyes
Were as big as pies,
And red with infection.

This warning I have said
Because I don’t want you dead.
For if he is hungry
He will, quite bluntly,
Find a HUMAN to shred!



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sarah98 BRONZE said...
on May. 23 2013 at 7:33 pm
sarah98 BRONZE, Holyoke, Massachusetts
1 article 0 photos 405 comments

Favorite Quote:
It is better to write for yourself and have no audience than write for your audience and have no self.

uh i swear the thing is up at three in the morning screaming it's head off

EEKgirl GOLD said...
on May. 23 2013 at 3:28 pm
EEKgirl GOLD, Tigard, Oregon
15 articles 2 photos 7 comments

Favorite Quote:
Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it. ~ George Santayana

Hide! ;) :P

sarah98 BRONZE said...
on May. 18 2013 at 5:50 pm
sarah98 BRONZE, Holyoke, Massachusetts
1 article 0 photos 405 comments

Favorite Quote:
It is better to write for yourself and have no audience than write for your audience and have no self.

reminds me of the goat that lives across the street from me...