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According to Jim

November 20, 2007
By Anonymous

Have you ever heard someone say, “well, according to this”, or,” According to that one thing? Well, according to actual findings, according to Jim stinks! This 0 star sitcom stars Jim, an insensitive man who is always finding himself in conflicts for him and his exaggerative wife to resolve. This unimaginative show comes on weekdays at 7:30 pm on Channel 36. Although it’s hard for anyone to believe that someone would want to watch a show where the setting is always at the main characters house, it’s true. According to Jim is not worth watching for the simple reasons of it having a non-existent theme, the unfurling of the show, and the emotionally short-spanned characters.


No one likes to watch a sitcom without a theme, or something they can relate to in their own life. Based on true findings, According to Jim has no theme. The show has conflict and resolution, but the writing never includes a sensible ending. No, this show is factually boring without a theme. A thought this show need not take lightly is looking for a plausible theme, otherwise they will keep receiving bad reviews, which could be fatal to their rating.


As if it’s bad enough without a theme, this show has a worse than terrible plot! It usually begins with a problem, which the main character almost always screws up and makes it worse. How classic. It is by solid-based fact that this show is stuck in the realm of boredom! Also, not to mention, every plot is the same! Problem, worse problem, resolution. Analysis… BORING!! Repetition a good show does not make! Throughout life, one word has been used to show improvement and usually… success. Improvise! It would be potently wise for them to look it up, and apply it to their show, or stop it altogether!


Theme, plot…oh, and acting! Here’s the MAIN problem. In one particular episode, Jim seems to lose Cheryl’s ring. She finds out. Her eyes go wide, mouth dropping open. But wait… look closely... her features are obviously strained. In fact, she’s almost ready to bust with laughter. Also, you can see Jim is tired of the shows lame acting. Whenever he looks stressed, he is actually saying, “Gosh, why do we even try? I can’t believe I gave up Clown College for this!” Stunt doubles are seriously recommended in place of these zombiefied stiffs!


As this article has made clear numerous times, According To Jim is a pigsty in a clean, sanitized utopia, obviously for its life lesson lessness, a forever circular plot, and emotional range of a teaspoon characters! The media must see that these negative reviews drop its rating, so a wise recommendation would be to remove According To Jim… permanently! It is obviously ruining the respect the media deserves with its unbearable existence!!!


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