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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,<br /> I&#039;ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;<br /> The Admission is free, so pay at the door,<br /> Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br /> <br /> One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /> Two dead boys got up to fight;<br /> Back to back they faced each other,<br /> Drew their swords and shot each other.<br /> <br /> A blind man came to watch fair play,<br /> A mute man came to shout &quot;Hooray!&quot;<br /> A deaf policeman heard the noise and<br /> came to arrest those two dead boys.<br /> <br /> He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,<br /> In a two-story house on a vacant lot;<br /> A a paralysed donkey came passing by,<br /> and kicked the copper in the eye.<br /> <br /> He crashed through a 9-inch wall,<br /> into a dry ditch and drowned them all;<br /> The long black hearse came to cart him away,<br /> But he ran for his life and is still gone today.<br /> <br /> I watched from the corner of the big round table,<br /> The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;<br /> But if you doubt my lies are true,<br /> Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,<br /> I&#039;ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;<br /> The Admission is free, so pay at the door,<br /> Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br /> <br /> One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /> Two dead boys got up to fight;<br /> Back to back they faced each other,<br /> Drew their swords and shot each other.<br /> <br /> A blind man came to watch fair play,<br /> A mute man came to shout &quot;Hooray!&quot;<br /> A deaf policeman heard the noise and<br /> came to arrest those two dead boys.<br /> <br /> He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,<br /> In a two-story house on a vacant lot;<br /> A a paralysed donkey came passing by,<br /> and kicked the copper in the eye.<br /> <br /> He crashed through a 9-inch wall,<br /> into a dry ditch and drowned them all;<br /> The long black hearse came to cart him away,<br /> But he ran for his life and is still gone today.<br /> <br /> I watched from the corner of the big round table,<br /> The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;<br /> But if you doubt my lies are true,<br /> Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,<br /> I&#039;ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;<br /> The Admission is free, so pay at the door,<br /> Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br /> <br /> One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /> Two dead boys got up to fight;<br /> Back to back they faced each other,<br /> Drew their swords and shot each other.<br /> <br /> A blind man came to watch fair play,<br /> A mute man came to shout &quot;Hooray!&quot;<br /> A deaf policeman heard the noise and<br /> came to arrest those two dead boys.<br /> <br /> He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,<br /> In a two-story house on a vacant lot;<br /> A a paralysed donkey came passing by,<br /> and kicked the copper in the eye.<br /> <br /> He crashed through a 9-inch wall,<br /> into a dry ditch and drowned them all;<br /> The long black hearse came to cart him away,<br /> But he ran for his life and is still gone today.<br /> <br /> I watched from the corner of the big round table,<br /> The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;<br /> But if you doubt my lies are true,<br /> Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,<br /> I&#039;ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;<br /> The Admission is free, so pay at the door,<br /> Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br /> <br /> One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /> Two dead boys got up to fight;<br /> Back to back they faced each other,<br /> Drew their swords and shot each other.<br /> <br /> A blind man came to watch fair play,<br /> A mute man came to shout &quot;Hooray!&quot;<br /> A deaf policeman heard the noise and<br /> came to arrest those two dead boys.<br /> <br /> He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,<br /> In a two-story house on a vacant lot;<br /> A a paralysed donkey came passing by,<br /> and kicked the copper in the eye.<br /> <br /> He crashed through a 9-inch wall,<br /> into a dry ditch and drowned them all;<br /> The long black hearse came to cart him away,<br /> But he ran for his life and is still gone today.<br /> <br /> I watched from the corner of the big round table,<br /> The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;<br /> But if you doubt my lies are true,<br /> Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,<br /> I&#039;ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;<br /> The Admission is free, so pay at the door,<br /> Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.<br /> <br /> One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /> Two dead boys got up to fight;<br /> Back to back they faced each other,<br /> Drew their swords and shot each other.<br /> <br /> A blind man came to watch fair play,<br /> A mute man came to shout &quot;Hooray!&quot;<br /> A deaf policeman heard the noise and<br /> came to arrest those two dead boys.<br /> <br /> He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,<br /> In a two-story house on a vacant lot;<br /> A a paralysed donkey came passing by,<br /> and kicked the copper in the eye.<br /> <br /> He crashed through a 9-inch wall,<br /> into a dry ditch and drowned them all;<br /> The long black hearse came to cart him away,<br /> But he ran for his life and is still gone today.<br /> <br /> I watched from the corner of the big round table,<br /> The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;<br /> But if you doubt my lies are true,<br /> Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.