One night when I was sleeping I hear a loud thump from my backyard. I went to check what it was. The noise was coming from my shed. I opened the shed and to my surprise I saw a huge pickle eating my lawn mower.
I tried to kill it so I grabbed my plant and chunked it at the pickle but it didn’t do anything because the pickle just ate it. I tried to grab my bike and drive away but the pick flattened my tires. I got off the bike and tried to run but it ate my toes.
Then out of nowhere a huge polar bear jumps out of the bushes and ate the pickle. I never saw the pickle or the bear again. My toes eventually grew back but it was never the same. Only 4 of my toes grew back. That is why I never ate pickles again.