She stomps into the room and squeals in delight at my sight! she scoops me from the floor and makes kisses rain onto my face,ah sweet Aunt Dill! I love this woman! She makes my day bright! She comes over every sunday to watch me while mom and dad go to town for the day. “Ugh! I don’t see why we have to come here!” oh great. Grace, Aunt Dills evil daughter! I swear that girl is the worst! She always gets me into trouble for things that I didn’t ever do! Last week I had to go to time-out because Grace spilt pickle juice all over and when Aunt Dill asked what happen Grace said I knocked it over! “Oh grace! You know you love coming over here to see sammy!” she holds me out to grace and grace just scoffs “Yeah when i was like ten! And when she wasn’t such a nuisance!” she hissed. Hi I’m sammy and yes, I am a baby. I think I’m about three years old now! Oh and I am not a nuisance! The only nuisance here is Grace! “Oh grace..when you are older you will understand why babies are the sweetest, most purest creators in our bleak world!” Aunt Dill proclaims as she retracts me away from the ferocious being I call Grace, pulling me back to the warmth of her bosom. “Oh whatever!” Grace huffs and stomps off into the kitchen. “Oh..” Aunt Dill sighs then holds me  up smiling “one day she’ll know it!” she smiles and kisses my head.

Later that day Aunt Dill had grace watch me while she did the dishes “Ew, you are so slimey!” she squeals in displeasure. she gets on her laptop and types, suddenly something pops up out of no where, I can’t ever figure out what the strange markings on the screen means. But from the looks of all the sad babies and children on the screen...it can’t be good! “This is where you are gonna go!” Grace sneers profoundly making my stomach twist uncomfortably as grace looks around, then having a look of ‘aha!’ as she sets me on the floor and runs to the closet pulling out a beautiful pink with white striped dress. Oh no thats Aunt Dills brand new dress! the plastic around it still crisp and clean! What is this girl up to? she sets the dress carefully on the side of the couch then runs into the kitchen “Grace? What are you doing?” Aunt Dill asks “Oh! Well Sammy wanted something to eat! So I’m gonna make us some P.B and J’s!” she chirps sweetly. Aunt Dill smiles and nods “Oh! Alright darling!” Grace makes the sandwiches and runs back into the room and smirks evilly at me as she goes to smear the sandwiches onto the dress “Bye bye babyyyyy-”

“Grace what are you doing!” Aunt Dill booms. Grace’s face drains of all color as she turns to Aunt Dill she tries to explain but Aunt Dill silences her “I knew you were the one doing all this mischief! Sammy is too sweet for all this!” Aunt Dill looks at Graces laptop and smiles “There!” she points “There is your new school!” Grace wails in horror. Huh looks like what comes around goes around I think to myself. Ah, I love my Aunt Dill, Bye bye Grace!