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Blame Your Failing Love Life on the Queen
It gets lonely all day in a castle.
It gets boring all day in a castle.
It gets depressing all day in a castle.
Princes don't belong there where princesses can't reach.
Dear Queen, let them out.
Let them play.
Let them live.
Let us princesses find love in them.
Please?
Silly queen wants her sons to be safe.
Silly queen wants her sons to be smart.
Silly queen wants her sons to stay home.
Too bad, princesses want them more.
Dear Queen, give them a chance.
Give us a chance,
We'll be kind.
We'll be good.
We can slay the evil dragons,
We can fight the battles necessary,
We can win their hearts over,
And we promise not to break them.
Dear Princes, we are sorry.
But,
Due to the queen,
Your princess is in another castle.
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