spent my whole life wondering

why it’s an insult to throw like a girl

why’s weakness your mistake but my personality

felt dumb then, thought I would understand it later in life

still feel dumb, but at least I know I’m stronger

see, I can throw you a curve like a girl

and you’ll miss it by a mile

I can throw a fit like a girl

and you will never argue with me

I can throw you off balance

and you’ll fall but won’t let me help you out

I can throw you away in a minute

and you’ll spend your life wanting me to take you back

I can throw a party like a girl

but you’ll never be invited

I can throw a punch like a girl

and that’s why your nose has been crooked since third grade

I can throw like a girl

hate me, discriminate against me, underestimate me

but never ever believe

that you can throw harder than me.