You are a birch tree

Tall

White

Strong and sturdy

Leaning on you for safety

You are a fecal mover

Pooper scooper

Strong in the arms and back

Horses have clean stalls

Happy, safe, horses

You are a pig

Physical contact you crave

Hard for me to give

Smart and patient

You are a horse

Second home is the barn

Where family and friends surround you

Smiles are always present

Faces full of love

You are a rock

What I depend on

Special to me in my heart

So strong and hard headed

You are a puppy

Kind and gentle

Caring about others

Crazy when we have fun

You are normal

Just jeans and t-shirt

Normal for a human

Doesn't care what other people think

You are a omnivore

Eat both plants and animals

You eat onions raw and rhubarb

You eat so much oatmeal that you are 50% oatmeal

You are a Retiree

About to Retire

Can’t wait to have your freedoms back 

So you work hard to have that dream

You are Irish soap bar

What you smell like

The sweet aroma of the irish spring 

The irish is one with you