Dear Life,

Please stop screwing with me.
Dear Attraction,

Would you please pick someone who is actually interested?
Dear Mind,

Please, I mean PLEASE, stop changing.
Dear Stomach,

Where did you get those butterflies?!
Dear Heart,

Please get off my sleeve and go back into my chest.
Dear guy I said Hi to,

Please don’t just walk away.
Dear Guy I said hi to who just walked away,

I didn’t say hi to scare you. I said it because you had on a nerdy shirt and I liked
the joke.
Dear Player Guy,

No. Just no.
Dear Me,

Keep waiting, keep trying, keep smiling, keep being you.