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Redneck Goodtimes

April 9, 2014
By valentine_to_be GOLD, Derry, New Hampshire
valentine_to_be GOLD, Derry, New Hampshire
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Favorite Quote:
-I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. -You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. - Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. -


TO FISH OR NOT TO FISH?
That is the question…
Every redneck as himself on Saturday morning when its not,
I repeat;
Because this is important.
It cannot be hunting season.
That will trump everything.

TO HUNT OR NOT TO HUNT?
Is it in season?
Who wants to go to jail?
These questions will all be or have been asked;
At least ten times,
By the end of the year.

SO TO FISH OR TO HUNT?
A redneck good time.
If you ask me,
Let’s just go mudding.



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