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November 24, 2012
By Beef. PLATINUM, Kenmore, Washington
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Does my sexiness upset you? <br /> Does it come as a surprise <br /> That I dance like I&#039;ve got diamonds <br /> At the meeting of my thighs? <br /> - Maya Angelou, Still I Rise<br /> <br /> Nothing ends<br /> Nothing ever ends<br /> - Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

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Eat a dolphin
Graduate. Period.
Kill all the caterpillars in the world
Break a law in all 50 states
(without getting caught … of course)
Marry a lumberjack with neck tattoos
Skydive over the Pacific
Become a vigilante
Bring Gingers out of endangerment
Live in a tree
Drink coffee in every country
Own an anteater
Drive a pink muscle car
Be THAT neighbor
Create a zombie
Win a Big A** Trophy
Show Betty Crocker up
Beat the s*** out of someone with my walker
Die smiling

© Amber L., Carpinteria, CA

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This is my REAL description, since they won't let me use more than 250 characters. I feel this describes me better than I could describe me. Does that make sense?
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itsrainingcats GOLD said...
on Jun. 6 2016 at 3:10 pm
itsrainingcats GOLD, East Hampton, Connecticut
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&quot;Those who mind don&#039;t matter, and those who matter don&#039;t mind.&quot; -Dr. Suess

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I must admit I'm creeping on all your work and went back awhile, because the stuff I've read is incredible. I absolutely freakin love this, girl! Please keep writing more! I'm reading more of your recent stuff, too.
Beef. PLATINUM said...
on Aug. 27 2013 at 10:59 pm
Beef. PLATINUM, Kenmore, Washington
29 articles 0 photos 59 comments

Favorite Quote:
Does my sexiness upset you? <br /> Does it come as a surprise <br /> That I dance like I&#039;ve got diamonds <br /> At the meeting of my thighs? <br /> - Maya Angelou, Still I Rise<br /> <br /> Nothing ends<br /> Nothing ever ends<br /> - Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

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Thank you so much! This is easily the best comment I've ever received. I'm really glad I made you laugh, even if it was only a tiny, cynical chuckle.
Mckay ELITE said...
on Aug. 18 2013 at 12:49 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
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&quot;The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.&quot;<br /> &mdash;Apple&rsquo;s &ldquo;Think Different&rdquo; commercial, 1997<br /> &ldquo;Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn&#039;t understood.&rdquo; <br /> ― Weihui Zhou

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I have to say THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POEMS OF ALL TIME ON TEENINK! I love all the things on your bucket list. Most people would be offended. But I think they're hilarious. Awesome poem. I love the Betty Crocker part. 
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD said...
on Mar. 18 2013 at 7:54 pm
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD, Irvine, California
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Life isn&#039;t measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments which take your breath away.<br /> <br /> You are only as strong as your weakest link.

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Great job, I love it! All great things to do before you die :P